Friday, September 18, 2009

Brit Rock and Hip-Hop: New Music Reviews.

It seems like there's been a flurry of recent new releases from big artists/bands this past month. Below is my two cents on four that have particularly grabbed my attention, followed by a sample clip of each.
  • Arctic Monkeys- Humbug: This is the third album from this band from Sheffield, U.K., and it sounds nothing like their previous two albums. The boys have clearly decided to ditch their up-tempo, dance-along numbers for a more muscular and brooding type of sound. So for those who are big fans of songs like "I Bet You Look Good On the Dance Floor" and "Teddy-Picker," Humbug might take a little getting used to. If you're patient with the album though you'll find that the band has really matured in all phases, with lead singer Alex Turner's deft social observations and clever lyrics still front and center, backed up by a sound reminiscent of some of the best rock of the 1970s. While this may not be an improvement over any of their previous albums, Humbug definitely represents a positive evolution for a band that's still extremely young (all in their early twenties), and that promises to be around for a very long time. Favorite songs on this album include "Crying Lightning", "My Propeller", and the vaguely Dylan-esque "Cornerstone" (see below)
  • Jay-Z - The Blueprint 3: The legendary Brooklyn mc is back, this time with the much anticipated third installment of the blueprint triology. Why there needs to be three blueprints you got me, because The Blueprint (2001) pretty much defined the very meaning of the word blueprint, and set the tone for hip-hop this decade. Indeed, there's very few similarities between the first and third blueprints. Whereas the first pretty much featured Jay and no one else, the current blueprint is basically an endless parade of guest vocals from some of the hottest names in hip-hop today (including Kanye West, who's come a long way since producing some of the songs on the first blueprint). Not that the guest vocals are a bad thing, The Blueprint 3 was undoubtedly meant to be one big spectacle of an album, and believe me it delivers. So even though Jay-Z breaks very little new ground on this one, it's fun to listen to the man sitting back and actually reveling in his status as arguably the greatest living rapper. As far as highlights, everyone has heard "Run This Town" by now, but there's future chart-toppers galore, such as "Off That" (feat. Drake), "Already Home" (feat. Kid Cudi), and "Empire State of Mind", Jay's answer to Kanye's "Homecoming."
  • Muse- The Resistance: When I saw that Muse was releasing an album called The Resistance, I thought to myself, oh boy, here we go again with another british band with delusions of grandeur (cough...coldplay...cough). Of course, Muse has for a while now been a band known for it's stadium filling anthems about the people rising up against some faceless oppressor, but they've never quite over-played their hand, because the grandiose theme of their music has always been bolstered by Matt Bellamy's combination of powerful vocals (think Thom Yorke on steroids) and guitar thrashing (think Jonny Greenwood...on steroids). And while the trio doesn't quite overdo the theatrics on The Resistance, they're teetering dangerously close to the abyss. Matt Bellamy pretty much throws everything but the kitchen sink at the listener, with pervasive use of synthesizers, drum machines, even a full string orchestra. (Fyi, the last three songs are actually part of what Bellamy calls "Exogenesis: Symphony") Despite the dramatics, I still find that The Resistance offers a pretty good pick me up, and definitely has its place in one's playlist. It's also a shame that "Battlestar Galactica" went off the air this year, because this album probably would have made a perfect soundtrack for the highly underrated sci-fi drama. My favorites on this one include "Guiding Light," "Unnatural Selection," and "Uprising." (see below)
  • Kid Cudi- Man on the Moon: The End of Day: Another highly anticipated hip-hop album, this one from the Cleveland based Kid Cudi. Unlike The Blueprint 3, this one is more of a concept album, the premise seeming to be a voyage through the dreams and nightmares of a slumbering hip hop star (whose dreams just also happen to be narrated by Common). Be patient with this one, because if you're coming in looking for an array of radio friendly jams like the previously released single, "Day and Night", you're likely to be disappointed. But if you can get past the darker mood of his sound, and the borderline farcical narration of Common, this is actually a pretty good album. He may not be a great lyricist, but without a doubt, Kid Cudi is a fresh sound in the world of hip-hop, one that showcases raw angst and human emotion more than any other hip-hop artist out there (you might even call him the very first "emo" rapper, and just think of Kanye West's 808s and Heartbreak if you don't know what that means). Man on the Moon particularly gets going in the second act, starting with the rousing "Cudi Zone," then "Pursuit of Happiness" (feat. MGMT) (see below) and finishing up with the defiantly upbeat "Up Up and Away."

-PG

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Kanye West: Award Show Vigilante




By now I'm sure you've all seen Kanye's show-stopping acceptance speech interruption at the MTV VMAs Sunday night. I don't have the video for it, as it seems MTV doesn't want it's precious award show up on youtube, but here's a quick rundown in case you missed it.


...the scene opens with young country star Taylor Swift about to launch into another one of those standard award acceptance speeches, when seemingly out of nowhere (was there a trapdoor underneath the stage or something?) appears Mr. Kanye West. Kanye steals the mic away from the petrified Miss Swift, who quickly apologizes for the interruption and says that he will only be one sec. Then he declares before the whole audience, nay, THE WHOLE WORLD, that Beyonce, who had just lost to Miss Swift, had made, "one of the best videos of all time." Cameras pan to Beyonce, who flashes one of those incredulous, "I know what you're thinking but I swear this wasn't my idea," smiles, and then the camera pans to Miss Swift, who looks like she just realized that a scorpion had crawled up into her cowboy boots. Kanye West then makes his pronunciation one more time, in case we somehow misunderstood, hands the mic back to Miss Swift, then gives an emphatic "I'm just sayin" shoulder shrug to the audience (see above), before disappearing as quickly as he appeared...

So far the response has been swift and decisive against Mr. West. The boos that rained down that night have been followed by celebrity "tweets" calling out the brash hip hop star. Some even suggested that he ruined the night, and sullied the good name of the MTV VMAs! Kanye immediately chose to go into damage control-mode, by going on the Leno show (Jay's back everyone!), to issue a tear-jerking apology to Swift and her fans, suggesting that maybe it's time for him to take some time off.

Was Mr. West right to apologize? Yes, definitely to Miss Swift, but not for disagreeing with who won. He should really be apologizing for feeling it necessary to get so bent out of shape over who won the "Female Artist of the Year" award at the MTV Video Music Awards. There's several problems there. a) Do people still watch music videos? I haven't seen a music video on MTV since the Clinton Administration. b) it's for the category of "Female Artist of the Year", which according to wikipedia, has been won by such musical luminaries as Paula Abdul, Eve, and Fergie...FERGIE! c) The MTV VMAs! In the wide universe of pointless awards, an MTV VMA is slightly more significant than an ESPY, but perhaps not as important as winning a Teen Choice Award.

What's my point? It's my belief that Mr. West needs to aim higher. Therefore, rather than taking time off from the spotlight, Kanye needs to dive right in and start attending every major award show, and be given full authority to interrupt each and every award speech if he feels that some injustice has been done. I'm talking all the big ones: The Emmys, The Golden Globe Awards, The Oscars...hell, even The Heisman Trophy presentation! Just imagine the intrigue this would add to the experience of watching the award shows, which have become stale and boring after all the years. Commentators would talk all week about who they think Kanye could interrupt, and nominees would wait all night in nervous anticipation, wondering if Kanye might jump out without warning and interrupt their acceptance speech. This is definitely something I could get on board with!

What would be the ultimate award show for Kanye to interrupt you ask? That's easy. It's one that's been going on for over a century, and is respected world-wide...The Nobel Prize. Just imagine, all the great minds and courageous heros from throughout the world are gathered in Stockholm, and the Nobel Prize for Physics has just been awarded to some German guy. The elated German professor begins his acceptance speech, and then BOOM, there's Kanye West, who snatches his mic, and goes, "Yo, Professor Heimerschmidt, I'm really happy for you, I'm going to let you finish, but uhh, Professor Chandrasekar had one of the best theories on quantum quark dynamics of all time! OF ALL TIME!"

Come on Kanye, let's make this happen!

-PG

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

The Bump and Run: College Football Top 25 Wrap Up

In this weekly segment, I will quickly sum up each of the past weekend's College Football games featuring Top 25 teams.


#1 Florida 62 - Charleston Southern 3
Comments: Truly cowardly scheduling by the defending champs. After all, everyone knows Charleston Northern is a much tougher team.

#2 Texas 59 - LA Monroe 20
Comments: Texas running back Cody Johnson carries the ball 11 times for a scant 27 yards...but scores 3 TDs. He could be the next LenDale White!

#3 Oklahoma 13 - #20 BYU 14
Comments: Did anyone hear that Sam Bradford hurt his shoulder?? I hope he has Aflac.

#4 USC 56 - San Jose St. 3
Comments: True Freshman QB Matt Barkely leads the men of Troy to victory in his first start. Seriously, let's just give him the Heisman right now.

#5 Alabama 34 - #7 Virgina Tech 24
Comments: Don't let the score of this one fool you, Alabama's offense outgains the Hokies 498-155.

# 6 Ohio St. 31 - Navy 27
Comments: Ohio St. narrowly escapes becoming a bigger joke than they already are. Will have to settle for taking a beating at the hands of the Trojans next week.

#8 Ole Miss 45 - Memphis 14
Comments: Bust a Nutt! Jevan Snead and the Rebels maul the Tigers thanks to 28 4th quarter points.

#9 Oklahoma St. 24- #13 Georgia 10
Comments: No Matt Stafford and no Knowshon Moreno means no offense for the Bulldogs. Meanwhile, Ok St. coach Mike Gundy, now 42, wants everyone to know that he is still a man, and to come after him when necessary.

#9 Penn St. 31- Akron 7
Comments: QB Daryll Clark leads the way with 353 yards passing. 82 year old Joe Paterno returns to coaching on the sidelines, forgets where he is at one point, and

#11 LSU 31 - Washington 23
Comments: Ok, is LSU that bad, or did Washington really improve that much after firing Ty Willingham? Wouldn't be the first team that did I guess.

#12 Cal 52 - Maryland 13
Comments: "you're the best! AROUND! Nothing's ever gonna keep you down!" Running back Jahvid Best must listen to Joe Esposito to get pumped up before games, as he rushes for 137 yards and 2 touchdowns...on only 10 carries!

#14 Oregon 8 - #16 Boise St. 19
Comments: In the 2010 media guide for the Oregon Ducks, it will sum up this game as, "A hard fought loss to nationally respected opponent. Also, nothing bad happened afterwards."

#15 Georgia Tech 37 - Jacksonville St. 17
Comments: I've heard of running back committees before but this is just ridiculous! The Yellow Jackets use 12 different runners to rush for 335 yards in this one.

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18 Florida St. 34 - Miami 38
Comments: In perhaps the most exciting game of the weekend, the Miami Hurricanes are able to knock off their old rivals in a shoot-out. Miami QB Jacory Harris outduels FSU QB Christian Ponder, passing for 386 yards.

#19 Utah 35 - Utah St. 17
Comments: Utah wins it's 15th straight game. It amazes me that they're only ranked 19 going into the season.

#21 UNC 40 - Citadel 6
Comments: Former Irish recruiting targe Greg Little is back at WR, catches a TD in this one.

#22 Iowa 17 - Northern Iowa 16
Comments: Hawkeyes win the game, but won't stay in the Top 25 after this lackluster opponent.

#23 Notre Dame 35 -Nevada 0
Comments: I don't know who eats more babies, Michael Floyd or Manti Te'o.

#24 Nebraska 49 - FAU 3
Comments: The Huskers are too much for the "Fightin Schnellenbergers". FAU turns the ball over 3 times to Nebraska's one.

#25 Kansas 49 - N. Colorado 3
Comments: Jayhawks wave the wheat and the bears suffer defeat. Todd Reesing throws two touchdowns.


Eating Cheeseburgers: #17 TCU.


Notre Dame Opponent Watch: Michigan 31 - Western Michigan 7
Comments: What did you expect, they practice 12 hours a week!